In my last post, I wrote about my own frustration in finding our beloved femmes when geography isn’t the roadmap. This post generated more likes, comments, retweets and shares than most. Apparently, our femmes are even more frustrated than I am.
Yikes! Butches, they are throwing themselves at you (not me, I would notice), and still being ignored or dismissed by you (not me, I never ignore a femme). And, they are pissed. I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for a lovely femme to head out for the evening all gorgeous and femme-like and to have no butch even talk to her because they’ve dismissed her as straight. Argh.
I asked these Femmes what were their best moves for being noticed by us. Below are the most popular strategies they shared. Butches: take note! Femmes: perhaps you can incorporate a new move from your femme sisters.
1. Longer Than Polite Eye Contact
Gaze at your Target Butch (“TB”). Bat your lovely mascara’d eyelashes at her. Be sure you make eye contact and hold her gaze for a moment longer than normal.
Note to make sure you smile; you don’t want to appear to be staring in disgust or judgement. You don’t want to get lumped into that probably large basket of folks who gawk or stare at the TB (including me, as I definitely get this one).
2. Stare, Smile, Stare
This one particularly caught my attention. The play is to make eye contact with the TB, smile, look down and then look back up at her. Meow. If she’s watching, it sounds pretty powerful – it will work on me for sure. How about you?
3. Arm Touching, Leg Grazing, Hair Pulling
Touch the TB’s arm with little excuse, like laughing at her joke or something she’s said. Depending on the forum, (like sitting at a bar) you might touch her thigh – sending a laser signal to her. Basically, the message is if a femme can find a reason to touch the TB, she should do so. TB: Pay Attention! If she touches you, there’s probably something more there.
One femme even admitted pulling her TB’s hair. She’s a stylist so there was a good excuse, but still… Take me home!
4. Appropriate Stalking
Shop, get coffee, check out books, drop off your bike for repairs when TB is working. Also, work out when she does, join a group she likes. Sure it’s stalking, but in an entirely appropriate way. The hope is that the sheer number of sightings and contacts will wake the TB, and us in general, up.
5. Rainbows & Unicorns
Wear a visible one somewhere: bracelet, ring, necklace, cell phone case (make a call), sticker on your car. Unless you drive a Subaru, then no sticker needed.
Several lamented the need to tattoo “FEMME” on their foreheads. Sigh. Would be such a shame to mar those lovely faces. Now, you could tattoo that in a few other places and I think that would be just fine…
Where was I? Oh yes, number 6.
6. Hello! Outright Flirting
Plenty of Femmes said this was necessary and that it works. Apparently, we are dumb as posts at times, and the sure fire way is to say hello and give your number or ask her for coffee.
The answer is yes, by the way, I’d love to have coffee.
7. Drop the L Word
Say something lesbian or gay. Drop that subtle hint. Did you see that Portia has new hair? How about the President’s speech – go gays! Or I was just reading this cool butch blog the other day…
Super obvious way to signal you are lesbian, and thus a femme. That is, unless TB mistakes you for a supportive straight. Perhaps it’s best to pair this one with any other strategy to minimize the possibility of confusion on TB’s part. Remember, we have slightly more testosterone (sounds right even if it’s not) and that makes us dumber. Plus, you are pretty so we can’t concentrate.
8. The Hair Tuck
Find an opportune moment, preferably whenTB is looking, and tuck your lovely hair behind your lovely ear. This will draw TB’s attention to your ear and neck, encourage noticing of the hair/face/eyes/neck. All good things.
If possible, do it with your hand that sports a rainbow bracelet or ring. If not, do it while holding the TB’s gaze. Now, we’re off to the races.
9. Secret Handshake
We need a signal. Something secret that we all can recognize. If this blog were popular enough, I might be doing some real good here by suggesting this. But, it’s not. Who cares? Let’s agree on a signal for us cool kids.
Touching the side of your nose? Too Santa.
Winking? Too BBC and Benny Hill.
Hair flipping (which is different from the hair tuck)? Too common, hot though. Please feel free to do this liberally.
Sticking your tongue out? Too forward and could be embarrassing.
The Macarena? Too 90’s
How about brushing your lips with your two forefingers briefly (like Quentin is doing below)? That’s subtle enough not to stand out to any Muggles who happen to see, but just sexy enough to catch our attention. Certainly, it would catch my attention. It’s worth a shot! Even if TB doesn’t know the signal, touching your lips is usually hot, so where’s the downside?
And lastly, I note one butch’s comment… Hit on whoever you are attracted to. If she’s not a femme, fine. Her point is men don’t care if their target woman is gay, they make a move. Women flirt without knowing if a guy is gay or straight. Why the extra burden on ourselves? The world is our oyster, Butches.
See her, flirt with her. Done. She’ll either be open to it or not. If not, she’s likely to be flattered. As long as you’re not flirting with Michelle Bachmann or anyone at a Republican or conservative church gathering, there’s probably pretty low risk.
For another look into how us Butches see this dilemma, check out this blog over at CardCarryingLesbian.
It’s butch to let us Butches know you’re interested, lovely Femmes. Be Butch.
January 27th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
I really liked the point that everyone faces rejection, so go for it! I was all dolled up recently and a lovely woman approached me in the Ladies’ room. She asked if I was with that guy in the tux. I said Yes. She said she thought so but would have never forgiven herself if she did not at least TRY. I thanked her for the lovely compliment and walked out of there on feet that hardly touched the floor! I was enormously flattered, not offended. Go for it ladies!!
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January 27th, 2013 at 2:13 PM
Thanks, Bejai. Perfect example of why us Butches should not be afraid to approach any woman!
Butch
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January 27th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
oh, you know I love this post. you butch, you. ( insert picture of me with two fingers over my lips here)
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January 27th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
*swoon*
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January 27th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
It’s true and it works. Why are butches so dense to know that girls are interested in them? The hair pulling works great, even 1.5 yrs later with the gf. I just had to be blunt after I tried the flirting, constant texting. In the end I pulled her hair, she asked why. I told her “because I like you dummy”.
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January 27th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
Lisa,
Because y’all are pretty and we get overwhelmed! I want a femme to pull my hair…
Butch
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January 27th, 2013 at 8:30 PM
I was directed to your blog after I put up a post lamenting the loss of my lesbian mojo. But perhaps there’s hope after all … smiling, eye-contact, hair pulling (niiiice), leg grazing, stalking, flirting … sounds like I may just need to get back up to speed on sending out more overt signals. Gonna have to skip the rainbows and unicorns though, I do have my limits.
Thanks! I’m sure your advice will help in my quest to regain my mojo.
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January 27th, 2013 at 11:33 PM
I am all too familiar with this-after once being asked to leave a lesbian bar “Coz i’m obviously straight and just here to fuck people up” well i gave up after that. Found my gorgeous girl online and never have I been to another lesbian bar, nor do I attend any kind of events ever. Something to be said for invisibility of femmes? we cop shit for looking how we do-and that is different from butches copping shit for how they look in only one way-that the shit they cop doesn’t come from the very people who should understand that we all have to be who we are.
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
Belle,
That’s obnoxious and should never happen. I’m sorry. How wonderful that you’ve found your love though. Thank you for commenting and sharing.
Butch
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February 6th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Aw, thanks! I have commented on almost all lesbian blogs i can find and no one has ever been nice enough to comment back, so thank you, its much appreciated!
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February 6th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Belle,
Really? That is very surprising to me. I am super appreciative whenever anyone takes the time to share a thought. It’s an honor that you would like (or dislike) what I wrote enough to take your time to say something about it. Thank you again!
Butch
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January 28th, 2013 at 4:54 AM
I was cracking up at this post. I love the QT lip thing!!!
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
Thanks, KP. Have you tried it yet?
Butch
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January 28th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
While I’m not ACTUALLY going to get anything tattooed on my forehead, I forgot that I have a great way to let butches know I’m femme: I write a blog called Femme Fairy Godmother!! That’s a handy “outing myself” tool. 🙂
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Barbara,
Thank goodness! It would be a shame to mar your lovely face.
And, yes a blog is a wonderful way to declare oneself. I love yours!
Butch
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January 28th, 2013 at 2:41 PM
So Many highlights here, Butch… Love “Appropriate Stalking”… we need an eCard on that one… so great… and who knew that more than just guys were clueless when it comes to this stuff.. so listen up Femmes.. do all but hit’em over the head with sexiness, charm and the occasional hair flip (or pull…) I’m glad to know it ain’t just us men who are slow to get it… great forum for learning.
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:05 PM
Joe,
Happy to serve in whatever small way I can. I thought guys had it easy, no? An eyebrow lift? A smile? No?
Butch
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January 29th, 2013 at 9:18 PM
Thanks for the shout out to my blog on Card CarryingLesbian. I really enjoyed this one. Great fun reading it!
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January 31st, 2013 at 11:32 PM
Blagh! Joys of blogosphere…the community is much smaller than real life! Well done, Butch, as always.
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:05 PM
V.V.
As usual, you make me blush. Thank you, beautiful.
Butch
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February 20th, 2013 at 6:33 AM
Two finger lip brush! Genius! Although I desire for all the B community to know I am a constant admirer, I do hope that my sudden and abundant commenting, here, falls under the “appropriate” stalking category. ha! Great post!
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February 20th, 2013 at 10:30 PM
A Spare Mind,
Yes, very appropriate stalking. Butches, take note! Here is a lovely femme!
Butch
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April 6th, 2014 at 2:11 PM
I’m blunt. Going out? Looks like I’ll be wearing my “FEMME” shirt, fishnets, and doc martens.
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April 13th, 2014 at 10:22 PM
Ha! That’s a winner.
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June 10th, 2015 at 12:15 AM
Me, it’s a look, a smile, maybe a comment about that nice hair cut, tie or those cool [hot!] boots. AlI I’m saying is you look cute, I like you. 🙂
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October 4th, 2015 at 11:51 PM
All i can do is hope and pray this works..its hard to find a decent loyal fem interested n me n only me
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