I’m excited to announce that I have decided to train for and compete in a Figure Competition. These are the women with mad muscles, zero fat on their bodies. It takes a ridiculous amount of training and commitment. No carbs. No cheese. No beer. Yes, no beer. I’m not sure I can do it, frankly. I have friends who do and they put me to shame.
If things go well, I’ll be in the best shape of my life. Actually, that will probably be true even if I fall far short of my goal.
I almost let the bikini requirement and the tanning stop me. But, then… where are we if we are afraid to try?
It’s butch to wear a bikini. It’s also butch to enjoy an April Fools joke. Be Butch.